- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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