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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Coldpaly is a good band

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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