- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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