Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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