Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's two plus two? Window

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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