- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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