Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

what's red and horny a red unicorn

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

no pun intended

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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