When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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