What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

dick dick dick... frogs

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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