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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Women's rights.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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