- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

You were born.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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