what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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