- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Sarah Palin

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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