- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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