Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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