- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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