What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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