What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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