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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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