- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

there was once a jew

Urban ghettos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I shot a bitch.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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