i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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