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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Female rights.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Gretta has five legs? -no

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Whats green? The color green.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Do you like apples? Yes

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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