- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

I just drank a cola.

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