- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a job.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Trump will make America great again.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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