Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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your moms my other ride

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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