- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Guess what? AIDS!

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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