Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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