What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

no pun intended

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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