what do fish smoke? sea weed

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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