Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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