- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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