Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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