Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Your Mother

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

How high is a Chinaman

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