Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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