Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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