- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

No, Trinidad.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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