What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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