Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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