- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Women's rights

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

do you wanna hear a joke school

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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