Whats In My Trash? Bears

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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