What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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