My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Urban ghettos

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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there was once a jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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