- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Erectile Dysfunction.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

You know whats better than 24? 25

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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