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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

I just drank a cola.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

sorry son your nanas been put down

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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