- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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