Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Anti Joke

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