- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Obama.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Arrow in the Knee!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

balls

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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