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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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