- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

I'm hungry.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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