i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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